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What is eaten in one week . . .

A co-worker of mine sent me this e-mail. I thought I'd share it as a reminder of just how blessed we are.


Italy: The Manzo family of Sicily
Food expenditure for one week: 214.36 Euros or $260.11


Germany: The Melander family of Bargteheide
Food expenditure for one week: 375.39 Euros or $500.07


United States: The Revis family of North Carolina
Food expenditure for one week $341.98


Mexico: The Casales family of Cuernavaca
Food expenditure for one week: 1,862.78 Mexican Pesos or $189.09


Poland: The Sobczynscy family of Konstancin-Jeziorna
Food expenditure for one week: 582.48 Zlotys or $151.27


Egypt: The Ahmed family of Cairo
Food expenditure for one week: 387.85 Egyptian Pounds or $68.53


Ecuador: The Ayme family of Tingo
Food expenditure for one week: $31.55


Bhutan: The Namgay family of Shingkhey Village
Food expenditure for one week: 224.93 ngultrum or $5.03


Chad: The Aboubakar family of Breidjing Camp
Food expenditure for one week: 685 CFA Francs or $1.23



I wonder if we have reason to be thankful?

What's wrong with this picture



For some reason this sign has always bothered me.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE

MWAKA MPYA MWEMA

FELICES FIESTAS

节日快乐

HAPPY VACANZE

HAPPY ПРАЗДНИКИ

幸せな休日

JOYEUSES FÊTES

MELIKALIKIMAKA HAOLIMAKAHIKIHOU

I HOPE THAT EVERYONE HAS A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A SAFE AND HAPPY NEW YEAR, WHERE EVER YOU ARE!!!!! CELEBRATE LIFE AND FAMILY. HOLD YOUR LOVED ONES CLOSE AND CHERISH THEM, TELL THEM THAT YOU LOVE THEM- DON'T WAIT

Funny Mormon Joke

After getting Pres. Gordon B. Hinckley's entire
luggage loaded into the limo, the driver notices that
the LDS Prophet is still standing on the curb.

"Excuse me, President," says the driver, "Would you
please take your seat so we can leave?"

"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Prophet, "they
never let me drive at the Church Office Building, and
I'd really like to drive today."

"I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my
job! And what if something should happen?" protests
the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that
morning.

"There might be something extra in it for you," says
the Prophet.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the
Prophet climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly
regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport,
the Lord's Annointed floors it, accelerating the limo
to 105 mph.

"Please slow down, President!!! " pleads the worried
driver, but the Prophet keeps the pedal to the metal
until they hear sirens.

"Oh, dear, I'm gonna lose my license," moans the
driver.

The Prophet pulls over and rolls down the window as
the cop approaches but the cop takes one look at him,
goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.

"I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the
dispatcher.

The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that
he's stopped a limo doing a hundred and five.

"So bust him," says the Chief.

"I don't think we want to do that, he's really
important," said the cop.

The Chief exclaimed, "All the more reason!"

"No, I mean really important," said the cop.

The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"

Cop: "Bigger."

Chief: "Governor?"

Cop: "Bigger."

"Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"

Cop: "I think it's God!"

Chief: "What makes you think it's God?"

Cop: "He's got President Hinckley as his chauffeur!!"

Happy Thanksgiving!!!!

I hope everyone has a happy, safe, and stress free thanksgiving!!!!




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